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Oh my glob

You guise. GUISE. I can write a series of batch files that gives my Skyrim character anything (s)he could possibly need.

Then.

Then.

Just to be crazy

I can write a batch file that calls all of those other batch files.

So basically, with one line of code

  • 5000 stamina, health, and magicka
  • Encumbrance of 5000 pounds
  • Ridiculous regeneration rates
  • No shouting cooldown, 150% resistances (fire, frost, shock, poison)
  • 150% speed
  • One million gold
  • A lockpick
  • I will only need one lockpick
  • Because I’ll also have all the perks, including the one that keeps lockpicks from ever breaking ever
  • All the racial powers (the Khajiit night eye and hand-to-hand bonus, Redguard adrenaline rush, Voice of the Emperor, Orcish Berzerk…)
  • Ten of each flavor of empty soul gem
  • Any dragon shout that you don’t get from the main quest, plus enough dragon souls to unlock all of them
  • One of each ingredient, so I can eat them and learn all of the effects
  • Enchanted weapons and armor, which I can disenchant, which will teach me every enchantment effect in the game
  • All the spell tomes
  • Skills instantly set to 200, except alchemy, smithing, and enchanting, which each get set to 500 (LEGENDARY ARTIFACTS, KISS MY ASS)
  • DID I MENTION THIS ALL HAPPENS WITH ONE LINE OF CODE IN THE CONSOLE