Petition for Gallifrey to come back and the Doctor to be elected President again, and instead of running off like he’s done every time before, he stays and Presidents, and becomes the best-loved and most legendary president in the history of the Time Lords.

You know what would be cool? If there were a Super Powerful Sci-Fi Species that actually acknowledged the evolution of language. Like, don’t get me wrong, that pseudo-Shakespearean stuff is great. Nothing has a ring to it quite like YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, uttered by a guy in a silly robe before he vaporizes his lieutenant. But once, just once, it’d be great if there were some incomprehensibly advanced, disgustingly overpowered civilization that DIDN’T talk that way.

"Morotz. I’ve given you a lot of chances, but… you’re just not fresh enough for my clique. I kept you around because I thought you’d get a little fresher, but nope."

"PRESIDENT CORBOLAN, PLEASE DON’T!"

"Sorry, Morotz. I thought you were ai’aight, but it turns out you’re pretty basic."

*ZAP*

Giggling because. I’ve just realized.

Listen is basically the Doctor getting himself all worked up in the middle of the night and making Clara come check the closet for monsters. DOCTOR YOU ARE SUCH A PRECIOUS BB

HELP

I’M GOING TO CRY

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE SCARED OF YET ANOTHER ORDINARY INANIMATE OBJECT

BUT THEN

BUT

IT’S

BUT ALSO

HELP

HELP H E L P

Watching My Cat From Hell again.
  • Cat:

    *ears flat, back arched, hissing, pupils massive, tail bushy*

  • Guy:

    *touches cat*

  • Cat:

    FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME *BITES AND CLAWS*

  • Guy:

    *to camera* He likes to attack unprovoked. This cat is evil.

  • Girl:

    I think he's probably a demon.

  • Jackson Galaxy:

    You guys are idiots.

crystalsoulslayer:

crystalsoulslayer:

Watching The Android Invasion (Tom Baker serial). It’s amazing. It’s like Scooby Doo meets the Twilight Zone.

YOUUUU GET AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

YOUUUUUUU GET AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

EVERY BODY GETS AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

Except you, Brig. You’re in Geneva.

No, the Brig is almost certainly not actually in Geneva. Well, or, he might be. I guess. I tried to look it up and wound up finding a Doctor/Brig slash fic, but I’m not going to read it because it warns for character death.

madqueenalanna:

the doctor and river watching sci-fi movies and the doctor staring wide-eyed because “it looks so real!” and river sighing and having to remind him that you are in space right now and space doesn’t even look like that

crystalsoulslayer:

Watching The Android Invasion (Tom Baker serial). It’s amazing. It’s like Scooby Doo meets the Twilight Zone.

YOUUUU GET AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

YOUUUUUUU GET AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

EVERY BODY GETS AN ANDROID DUPLICATE

Except you, Brig. You’re in Geneva.

Watching The Android Invasion (Tom Baker serial). It’s amazing. It’s like Scooby Doo meets the Twilight Zone.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

OKAY WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT EXPLAIN THIS TO ANY BOYS YOU KNOW UNLESS THEY ARE REASONABLY MATURE PEOPLE
BECAUSE THEY WILL INSTANTLY TAKE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO PLAY THE “I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU” GAME WHILE THEY’RE POKING YOU IN THE CHEEK

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

OKAY WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT EXPLAIN THIS TO ANY BOYS YOU KNOW UNLESS THEY ARE REASONABLY MATURE PEOPLE

BECAUSE THEY WILL INSTANTLY TAKE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO PLAY THE “I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU” GAME WHILE THEY’RE POKING YOU IN THE CHEEK

SUSAN FOREMAN CAROLE ANN FORD IS QUEEN

sophiealdred:

I love the end of More than 30 Years in the TARDIS because Carole’s like "Who’s the queen tho? Yeah that’s what I fuckin thought."
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haven’t seen this but that’s amazing

"one day, i shall come back. yes, i shall come back. until then, shut your cave and don’t do shit because i’m the baddest bitch in this motherfucker and i will fucking end you if you step up on my turf."

the madden gif meme cannot die a painful death quickly enough imho

halorvic:

Or not.

stephen calm down

anyone know what the asterisks are for?

stephen calm down

anyone know what the asterisks are for?